dont know what to blog. lol. i've been bottled. rofl. okay. update again another day.

LOL. after so long...
im here t0 actually BLOG.
i meant BLOG. lol.
since how long man? haha. hasnt been a regular blogger yea.
seen pretty much spider webs alr. and some unattended tags.
here i am to blog some stuffs before i head off out.
hmmm. okay.. quick updates.
i failed my 1st TP test. omg... lol. okay.. i failed becos of 2 stupid kerbs.
im too nervous to think that much. and tadah. i failed. okay.. pretty stupid.
gonna have a retest next month. kinda fast. but still okay. hmm.
yup, a man can nvr go out without a driving license. so i must have a license ASAP.
yup yup. okok. im running late. update whenever i have time.

P.S. i finally lost 4kgs off my body mass. :D more to come.

been sometime since i last updated.
haha. okok.

28july.
went for calvin's chalet. his 21st bdae.
lol. for no reason my phone is ringing since morning.
super xiong duty the previous day. no choice and cant slp.
went out at about 2 with uming to fareast.
last min grab of his prezzie.
super dilema in getting those stuff. dont know what to get.
in the end, still manage to get it.
:D
went over to meet kelvin goh and hai at bugis. last min grab again.
lol. the wrapping paper is like freaking ex.
its like 5 bucks for one a2 size. and the fact that its now missing.
rofl. headed towards pasir ris aft that.
meet my twin and jon.
slowly, my phone starts to get flooded by human calls and smses.
you know, its damn pekcek when phone calls and smses comes when you are playing games.
was playing mahjong when those calls and smses came. LOOOOL.
full of crap that day. didnt win in mahjong thou.
super alot of good tiles but didnt played with money at the start.

29july.
met up with jm, jh and darren at jp after buying my ranks at chevrons.
catched up a little. and went for L4D. lol.
super addicted to L4D. hahaha.

30july.
went for driving in the evening.
clearing stage 4 alr. covered 2 test routes. one was chuied like siao.
the 2nd better. overall still okay. not that panick alr.

yups. thats shld be about it. pictures up soon. when i have the time.
:D

did some edits.. shall update soon. im lazy and i think the blog is starting to rot...

here to update alittle.
hahas.
foot is giving me some problems, so went over to see doctor.
got referred to see specialist and had bone scan.
hate injections.
hahahaah.
hmmm. went over to pc show today.
got myself finepixS1500. 3/4 pay is gone.
oh man. :P

lol. i've suddenly became an irregular blogger.
kinda no time always. lol. bad dog. wells.
kinda bored with stuffs. wanna escape from it real soon.
haha. stand down as a 2i/c of my shift.
damn stress. hated my superior.
gonna curse and swear the very next time when he gets onto my nerves.
haha.
my computer was down for like 4 freaking days.
and i spent my whole afternoon fixing my comp.
and tadah. i fixed it without a cent. hahahaha.
well well. okok. will try to update whenever i have the time.
people who reads, i know who, cos i have my ways. when i tag on your blog one day out of a sudden, means you have been found out reading but keeping quiet. LOL.
okay. remember to tag. my board is kinda dead...
ciaos.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.



The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'



The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.



My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'



Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office.

While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.



Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy: '9'.



Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy: '36'.



So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. 'Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?'

The principal and boy both agree.



Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'



Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'



Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?

Boy: 'Coconut'



Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'



Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..

Boy: 'Shake hands'



Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?

'Boy: 'Yep.'



Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'

Boy: 'A tent'



Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'



Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose



Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow



Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?Boy: Firetruck



Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork



Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

Boy: Surname



Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?Boy: 'Heart'



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.